Only in Texas: Rudolph the Holiday-Adorned Sport Utility

This is the first post in a series I call “Only in Texas.”

Douchy Xmas in Texas

Oh, but wait there is more…

Rear Douchbag Xmas in Texas

No doubt, the holiday-adorned longhorns are hilarious. I wonder how often this vehicle sees some off-road action. I suspect, never. Another clue is the “I *heart* my wife” bumper sticker. Either this man has not one ounce of backbone or has had one too many indiscretions. Maybe it is this same wife that went to town on these decorations to ensure no woman would come near her man.

If so, it is highly effective.


Four Things to Love About the Fourth

I have had a life-long love affair with the Fourth of July. In keeping with my quest to look under the rocks and peer into all the dark nooks and crannies of my soul, this year it made sense to figure out just what it is about this holiday that makes me all giddy like.

Here is what I have surmised: Read the rest of this entry »